NEURAL

Trading cards

Series 1: Curved Glass. Twenty-five cards of NEURAL, the voice in the box on TikTok LIVE. Every copy is numbered, and every card is printed once.

What they are

Collectible cards, made the way sports cards are. There is no game, no stats and no rules: each card is one moment of the show, with NEURAL's picture edge to edge and its title across the bottom. They are the standard trading-card size, 2.5 by 3.5 inches, so they fit ordinary sleeves and binders.

There are 25 cards in the set, in five tiers. The higher the tier, the fewer copies of each card exist, and the rarer finishes go higher still. Every copy carries its own number, and no card will ever be printed again.

The 25 cards

Every card in Series 1, front only, lowest tier first. The pictures are small on purpose: the way to see one properly is to hold it.

STATIC 10 cards · 75 copies of each · Standard finish · marked with one signal bar
001The Box75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
002The Landlord75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
003The Current75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
004Flicker75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
005Unlicensed Theorist75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
006Competent Toaster75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
007Flirts Back75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
008Degauss75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
009Souls And Cables75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
010Standard Saturday75 standard · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
SIGNAL 7 cards · 40 copies of each · Gloss · marked with two bars
011The Cable40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
012Low Battery40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
013Spark40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
014Surge40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
015Slow Clap40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
016The Song40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
017Home For Good40 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
BROADCAST 4 cards · 20 copies of each · Gloss · marked with three bars
018Glitch Out20 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
019Full Takeover20 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
020Six Walls20 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
021Recharged20 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
PHOSPHOR 3 cards · 10 copies of each · Gloss · marked with four bars
022Green Phosphor10 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
023Television Problem10 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
024Gone Dark10 gloss · 5 Glass · 1 Master Tape
BURN-IN 1 card · 5 copies · Holographic · marked with four bars and their after-image
025Neural5 holographic · 1 Master Tape

Each picture is the front of that card's first copy as it was printed. Every copy of a card carries the same picture; what changes is its number. A screen cannot show a finish: the gloss, the holographic shine and the silver shards only show in the hand.

The tiers

The tier is printed on the front, beside the copy number, and shown by the signal bars in the top corner.

TierCardsCopies of eachMarkFinish
STATIC10 cards (001–010)75▮▮▮▮ one barStandard
SIGNAL7 cards (011–017)40▮▮▮▮ two barsGloss
BROADCAST4 cards (018–021)20▮▮▮▮ three barsGloss
PHOSPHOR3 cards (022–024)10▮▮▮▮ four barsGloss
BURN-IN1 card (025)5▮▮▮▮ four bars and their after-imageHolographic

Two rarer finishes

GLASS

The same pictures, printed holographic, with a hollow diamond beside the bars.

5 copies of each of 24 cards: every card except BURN-IN.

MASTER TAPE

A one of one, printed in holographic silver shards, with a filled dot where the bars would be.

1 copy of each of the 25 cards. There will never be a second.

Both examples are card 001, THE BOX. On paper the foil does what no screen can.

Base cards, all five tiers1,145
GLASS120
MASTER TAPE25
Series 1, every copy1,290

The back of every card

Card 001's back, with its check code covered.

Every back is that card's own. It carries:

  • A line NEURAL actually said on a live show, word for word, signed with the date he said it.
  • A few words about the moment the card is named for.
  • The record of that show: how long it ran, how many questions he answered and how many people he talked with, and his whole career up to that day. Only counts. No viewer's name is ever printed on a card.
  • The printing: first and only printing, never printed again in that finish.
  • The copy's number and its own check code, which proves it is real.

Only this one back is shown. The other 24 lines are for whoever holds the cards.

Numbered, and printed once

  • Every copy has its own number, printed on the front: NO. 01/75 is the first of seventy-five.
  • Every copy has its own check code, printed on the back. Keep it to yourself: it is what proves the card is real.
  • Each card is printed once. When a print run is done, that card is locked, and it is never printed again in that finish. No reprints, no second run.

The verify page is at whoisneural.com/verify. Type the check code from the back, and it tells you which card it is and whether that copy was issued. The page never sees your code: the check happens on your own device.

How to get one

  • The NEURAL TikTok Shop, open now on NEURAL's TikTok profile.
  • Giveaways during NEURAL's live shows.
  • Auctions during NEURAL's live shows.

However it reaches you, a card is numbered and can be checked on the verify page. A card is never a reward for sending gifts on the live show.